coffee and tuesday

here are some funny coffee quotes and a funny Tuesday quote:

* "I like my coffee like I like my women: strong, black, and preferably fair trade."
* "Coffee is the only reason why I'm not a morning person."
* "I'm not addicted to coffee, I'm just dependent on it."
* "I'm not sure what's worse: Monday mornings or running out of coffee."
* "Coffee: the only thing that can make me feel alive before 10am."

* "Tuesdays are like Mondays, but they have fewer letters."
* "Tuesdays are the halfway point of the week. That's something to celebrate, right?"
* "Tuesdays are the perfect day to start fresh. Forget about Monday and focus on the week ahead."
* "Tuesdays are like a warm hug. They're not as exciting as Mondays or Fridays, but they're still a welcome day."
* "Tuesdays are the perfect day to be productive. You've had a few days to get settled into the week, so you're ready to crush it."

I hope you enjoy these quotes!

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